A husband and wife are in the delivery room. She is in labor. The doctor says he has a new method that can take the pain away from the mother and give it to the father. He says "Go ahead I can take it" The doctor put the dial to 10%. The husband says "No problem doc, crank it up." He dials up to 50% and the husband says this is great. The mom feels no pain. Now the end of the delivery is almost over and the doctor cranks the machine to 100% and the father is fine. The baby is born and all is well. The couple returns home the next day to find the mailman dead on their front porch.